Junnie posted this on Friendster. She promised a laugh. Laugh I did.
1. Don’t tell us when you think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials before we get bored.
3. This is how we see it: Don’t call = Don’t care.
4. Which also means that if we don’t call, take a hint.
5. We like you to be a little jealous. But overly possessive is not necessary.
6. We’re allowed to be late. You’re not.
7. Don’t take longer to get ready than we do.
8. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.
9. Do not start with us. You will not win.
10. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? Didn’t think so.
11 If you ask nicely, we`ll answer the same way.
12. We will never have enough clothes or shoes.
13. Open the door for us no matter where we are.
14. We love surprises.
15. Clean your room before we come over.
16. Don’t act hard around your friends
17. “Wife beaters” are not an adequate form of fashion.
18. Sensitive guys are great.. but crying more than we do in a movie just isn’t right.
19. Don’t let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
20. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
21. “Fat chicks” have feelings, too.
22. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling, & nasty looks add up to "YOU DID SOMETHiNG WRONG"
23. Just because a girl doesn’t pick up on the first ring, doesn’t mean she’s not waiting by the phone.
24. Please give us some comment while shopping.. it’s compulsory.
25. When the girls get together, we talk about everything. Meaning, my best friends know everything about you.
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