Milo Cake

Sempena meraikan Hari Kemerdekaan Ke-51, I have decided to cook.

Muahaha.. It's not really cooking. More of mixing a bunch of goo together and sticking it into the fridge.

Presenting Milo Cake.


Half-eaten Merdeka Milo Cake

Do not be deceived by its ugly exterior. It may look like it is infested with fungus, but please wipe that look of distaste from your face. It is actually super yummy.

It tastes like... I don't know. Milo?

I don't even know how I was such a genius to make something so shiok. Muahaha... Does that mean I'm a cook now?

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Ingredients are Milo powder (the smallest pack), half a tin of sweetened condensed milk, a block of Buttercup, and a packet of Tiger Marie Biscuits.

1. Mix condensed milk, butter, and Milo. It will get thick and sticky.
2. Pop it into the microwave to melt the butter to make the goo not so thick and pour-able.
3. Break Marie biscuits in a container.
4. Pour Shit Goo over biscuits.
5. Use fork or whatever utensil within reach to even out the Shit Goo.
6. Make sure Shit Goo covers biscuits thoroughly.
7. Shove container of Shit into fridge for all eternity.

Three to four hours later, you may bite into your diabetes snack.

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I offered some to mom, and mom says to remove the calories from her face. My mother is funny : )