Squid Ink And Sex

They say when you have sex for the first time, it will hurt, and you will bleed and die. And yet no matter how much it hurts, people still continue having sex anyway.

Squeezing a baby out the 4 to 5 cm in wide hole hurts even more. Yet, people (especially LCs) breed to infest our pretty contaminated little Earth with their kind. Their vajayjay must be quite loose already.

Eating squid ink angel hair doesn't exactly hurt, but I took a bite and went bwack. And I'm never eating it again. EVER. Because unlike sex (it's no wonder LCs keep making babies, because they're so horny all the time, they keep screwing one another, and purposely make babies to make it hurt less the next round, because they want to enjoy more wtf), once you taste the icky squid ink, the experience will be permanently seared in your head and you can never bring yourself to consume such substance anymore.

I'm going crazy. Some people say it's what dying feels like. -_-lll