Watermelon Skin

After eating super spicy pan mee at Bao Bao today, I felt my tummy churning.

And you know what they say about eating spicy and shitting spicy. Here's a quick solution.



You eat a slice of watermelon, this will cool your tummy.

Then save the skin to gosok your butt crack to relieve the burning sensation. This will cool the ahem.

Disclaimer: Slipping on watermelon skins are uncommon, but should that happen, I shall not be held responsible.