Happy Raya

1. Yay! Half-day today! =D

2. Booze before sunset! (This should be a movie too!) =D

3. I played Santa Claus last week, delivering hampers to Muslim clients. Hands still aching now. : (

4. Half-day today!! =D

5. No work tomorrow!! =D =D

6. No work the day after tomorrow!! =D =D =D

7. Work Friday. : (

8. Jiunn's (and I quote) burfday party Saturday - with booze! =D

9. Back to work Monday. : (

Potong steamnya!!

Anyhooooo, to Hana Bobana and Mahfuzah Ayob, Samat Ari Raye. Muah, sayang you two much much!! Better remember my duit raye. RM1 also I don't care.

Squid Ink And Sex

They say when you have sex for the first time, it will hurt, and you will bleed and die. And yet no matter how much it hurts, people still continue having sex anyway.

Squeezing a baby out the 4 to 5 cm in wide hole hurts even more. Yet, people (especially LCs) breed to infest our pretty contaminated little Earth with their kind. Their vajayjay must be quite loose already.

Eating squid ink angel hair doesn't exactly hurt, but I took a bite and went bwack. And I'm never eating it again. EVER. Because unlike sex (it's no wonder LCs keep making babies, because they're so horny all the time, they keep screwing one another, and purposely make babies to make it hurt less the next round, because they want to enjoy more wtf), once you taste the icky squid ink, the experience will be permanently seared in your head and you can never bring yourself to consume such substance anymore.

I'm going crazy. Some people say it's what dying feels like. -_-lll

Total Wipe Out Babbehhhhh!!!

Somebody conned me.

Into playing this.

It started with my frequent untimely demise. Right at the second Flying Creeps level.



But I still totally rocked. Because I managed to win. Once.


With this awesome blossom menacing killer plan.

But I will play even more because it is awesome. And I need to find a foolproof destroyer maze to bombard those spastic micro-bacterial blobs of filth.

Milo Cake

Sempena meraikan Hari Kemerdekaan Ke-51, I have decided to cook.

Muahaha.. It's not really cooking. More of mixing a bunch of goo together and sticking it into the fridge.

Presenting Milo Cake.


Half-eaten Merdeka Milo Cake

Do not be deceived by its ugly exterior. It may look like it is infested with fungus, but please wipe that look of distaste from your face. It is actually super yummy.

It tastes like... I don't know. Milo?

I don't even know how I was such a genius to make something so shiok. Muahaha... Does that mean I'm a cook now?

[ Edit ]

Ingredients are Milo powder (the smallest pack), half a tin of sweetened condensed milk, a block of Buttercup, and a packet of Tiger Marie Biscuits.

1. Mix condensed milk, butter, and Milo. It will get thick and sticky.
2. Pop it into the microwave to melt the butter to make the goo not so thick and pour-able.
3. Break Marie biscuits in a container.
4. Pour Shit Goo over biscuits.
5. Use fork or whatever utensil within reach to even out the Shit Goo.
6. Make sure Shit Goo covers biscuits thoroughly.
7. Shove container of Shit into fridge for all eternity.

Three to four hours later, you may bite into your diabetes snack.

[ End Edit ]

I offered some to mom, and mom says to remove the calories from her face. My mother is funny : )