Productive?

Maybe not. Not in terms of speed. I don't think it's because of work, but today, I feel like I have achieved something.

So much for a deep revealing emotional post. I'm wrecked beyond recognition.

Babies

I can't quite grasp the fact that people my age are having babies. Why so soon? Isn't it too early to tie yourself down with a kid? The only pros I can cook up is that babies are tax deductible.

"This is my child, Discount"

"This is my offspring, Coupon"

"This is my spawn, Voucher"

"This is mini-me, his name is Notax"

Again

I cannot believe I am going through this again. What is it, 7 times now?

Is seven even lucky? Fuck seven.

I will slowly figure this out. But until then, I think I will grow my nails. Perhaps longer than 4mm this time. That should help.