It's ridiculous! After depriving myself of dinner for the entire week last week (except for rice crackers, which are fake rice anyway), I finally dropped 2 lbs. And then I had to go and have steamboat for supper last night. Guess how much I've put back on?!?!
5 fucking pounds. Dammit.
Terrific! Now I can starve for 2 weeks. INCLUDING CHINESE NEW YEAR. Absolutely wonderful!
On top of that, I get to sit in a friggin' refrigerator and drink as much coffee I want. And all the Kickapoo I can stomach. Yes. My office is like heaven.
Why couldn't God make stomachs work 24 hours? I mean, you're technically still alive while you sleep. Can't the stomach work then? Is there a reason the stomach isn't supposed to work while we're sleeping? At least, make the stomach work as hard as the heart. Slow down, not stop. Make it a vital organ. If it stops, we die. Digest faster, and slow down only when we're sleeping.
Die la, like this. I'm gonna miss all the cookies and groundnuts. All the pumpkin seeds and Chinese waxed meat. All the 'long yuk' and 100plus!! I hate stomach. Stupid stomach. Stupid steamboat. Need a quick fix of coffee.
What's a good way to burn calories? Like, fun and doesn't make your muscles ache. I need some of that. Hmph.
Monday, February 4, 2008
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